Are we all familiar with The Mystery House?
Those tourist traps along well traveled highways were unexplained phenomenon occur?*
I live in an Mystery House.
Nothing as cool as a ball rolling up hill happens but there are unexplained occurring.
Everyday.
How does the toilet un-flush itself?
How does wet globs of toilet paper appear in the bath tub after every bath?
How does every light in the house mysteriously turn on during the night?
Who takes all the ice cubes?
Who eats all the Oreo cookies yet maliciously leaves the package in the cupboard?
Why does the nail clipper keep disappearing?
Why, oh why did I find a glass full of black pepper in the bedroom?
Is perhaps my house seated on an energy vortex?
Maybe the house was built upon an ancient burial ground?
The world may never know.
*is all phenomenon unexplained? Is that what makes it phenomenal?
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TOILET PAPER IN THE BATH TUB?
GLASS FULL OF BLACK PEPPER?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT POLTER-CHILDREN.
I HAVE THEM TOO.
It a mystery!!!
My place might be haunted too...
Someone keeps hiding my bills in a pile on the dining room table (the least they could do is pay them)
I'm thinking you're sitting on the Hellmouth. Better call Buffy.
Well, if we're to believe Bill Keane from 'Family Circus,' the culprits are two pesky l'il ghosts named 'Not Me' and 'Ida Know.'
And how did the eldest do? Is she making friends? Did the youngest make it back to school OK?
Inquiring minds and all that...
yeharr
I have a similar problem but no little ones to blame it on. Things just vanish from sight even when I had them in my hand only moments before. And then, all of a sudden, they simply re-materialise in front of me, rather as if they'd been there all along and I'd just failed to see them ;o)
And the really weird thing is that I only have to ask a passing female to help me find them and they go straight to the right place. I suspect that women have hitherto unreported magical powers.
Energy vortex?
Good Afternoon Dark Lady,
Maybe it's, The Wormhole of Westchester: a nice place where interdimensional travelers can stop and go to the bathroom, pick up a light snack or replace a forgotten toiletry item.
Sitting here smiling, an all to knowing smile.
Hmmmmmm, the mystery of it all!!!
xo
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